Mo' Bacon

Bacon bandages. I know that some people put meat on bruises but now you can put "bacon" on your cuts too. Try not to eat them! And what is the toy inside?
A photoshopped product which sounds about as good as any other "Diet Coke with X."
And the famous picture of a cat with a piece of bacon taped to it.

Bacon infused vodka is where I draw the line. Apparently it tasted awful. No surprise.

And finally, stop animated bacon.