Thursday, June 18, 2009

Nicer Film Titles

From the great hashtag on Twitter. You take the title of a film, and you make it nicer, more PC... Here are my titles...

  • Run, Man With A Thyroid Problem, Run (Run, Fat Boy, Run)
  • Harry Potter and the Bi-Racial Prince (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
  • Sternly Chastise Bill (Kill Bill)

More after the jump...

  • The Knight With Emotional Issues Who Wears Black After Sunset (The Dark Knight)
  • Harry Potter and the Unjustly Incarcerated Man of Azkaban (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)
  • A Completely Rational And Scientifically Explainable Occurrence on 34th Street (Miracle on 34th Street)
  • Harry Potter and The Vaulted Room of Declassified Documents (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
  • The Slightly Mentally Unbalanced Professor Who Is Now On Medication (The Nutty Professor)
  • Obtaining a Large Diamond Through Wholly Legal Means (Snatch)
  • STAR TREK II: THE SLIGHT DISPLEASURE OF KHAN (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
  • Star Wars V: The Empire Calls For A Ceasefire (Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back)

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