I have never understood the Hello Kitty phenomenon, a movement to brand everything with a mouthless cartoon cat and her adorable friends. To start off your week, here are some of the most bizarre instances I have found on the internet.
Want to get into the occult, but it's just not cute enough? Here's a card from the Hello Kitty deck of tarot cards:
Hello Kitty Bondage Room at a Japanese Hotel:
What disturbs me most is the lollipop shape:
Hello Kitty Urinal Target. Men, you can now take out your disgust with Hello Kitty in the way you've always wanted without your wife/girlfriend/daughter/questionably gay friend/openly gay friend being upset about a soaked Hello Kitty plush:
Hello Kitty Contacts? That's too weird:
The picture says it all:
How to ruin a Ferrari:
The force is gay with this one:
A tattoo? Wouldn't want to be sattled with this for my entire life. This better be on a girl:
Because guns are too scary and mean here are two Hello Kitty firearms:
And last, clean up all this this crap, Hello Kitty toilet paper:
More >
Monday, February 11, 2008
Monday Madness: Hello Kitty is Everywhere
Monday, February 4, 2008
Monday Madness: Tom Cruise Scientology Video
This has been making the rounds on the internet, so if you haven't seen Tom Cruise spewing nuttiness, then here you go:
And to wash the taste of cultism out of your mouth, here's a funny parody from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson:
The famous South Park explanation:
More >
Monday, January 28, 2008
Monday Madness: Superbad - The Website
Superbad is a website I discovered about 7 years ago--man, high school was a long time ago. It's a labyrinth of pages with various images and JavaScript which direct you to other pages. It's an interesting way to kill some time. There's no relation to the recent movie Superbad, as far as I know.
And to top off the post, here's the now famous "I am McLovin" clip from Superbad. Content Warning: Very Strong Language.
More >
Monday, January 21, 2008
Monday Madness: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Below is the entire text of Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Enjoy!
More >