Monday Madness: Hello Kitty is Everywhere

I have never understood the Hello Kitty phenomenon, a movement to brand everything with a mouthless cartoon cat and her adorable friends. To start off your week, here are some of the most bizarre instances I have found on the internet.

Want to get into the occult, but it's just not cute enough? Here's a card from the Hello Kitty deck of tarot cards:


Hello Kitty Bondage Room at a Japanese Hotel:


What disturbs me most is the lollipop shape:


Hello Kitty Urinal Target. Men, you can now take out your disgust with Hello Kitty in the way you've always wanted without your wife/girlfriend/daughter/questionably gay friend/openly gay friend being upset about a soaked Hello Kitty plush:


Hello Kitty Contacts? That's too weird:


The picture says it all:


How to ruin a Ferrari:


The force is gay with this one:


A tattoo? Wouldn't want to be sattled with this for my entire life. This better be on a girl:


Because guns are too scary and mean here are two Hello Kitty firearms:



And last, clean up all this this crap, Hello Kitty toilet paper: