Fresno Needs to Lay Off the Bottle

According to Men's Health, Fresno is America's eighth most dangerously drunk city. The most dangerously drunk cities in America are:

1. Denver, CO
2. Anchorage, AK
3. Colorado Springs, CO
4. Omaha, NE
5. Fargo, ND
6. San Antonio, TX
7. Austin, TX
8. Fresno, CA
9. Lubbock, TX
10. Milwaukee, MN

Apparently, Spokane just missed the top ten, coming in eleventh.