Huckabee and Jacko both drink "Jesus Juice"

According a 2005 story on NewsBusters, Michael Jackson:

[Michael] Jackson referred to wine by [the term "Jesus Juice"] in allegedly attempting to seduce young boys.

Yep, that Michael Jackson, trying to seduce young boys using wine.
Next, from a 2007 story in theLA Times:

"I drink a different kind of Jesus juice," Huckabee said.

Yep, that Mike Huckabee,trying to seduce young boys evangelicals using wine identity politics.

What other ways are Michael Jackson and Michael Huckabee the same? Comments are open!